Zion: Mommy you’re beautiful. Mommy: Thank you. Zion: I love your hair. It looks like Rapunzel. Mommy: I love you. Don’t ever change. Zion: I have to change or my clothes will get really dirty. This kid is always coming up and telling me how much he loves me… just at the moments when I really … Read more
I overheard this conversation in my kitchen this afternoon . . . Daddy: Do you want cinnamon on your toast? Hosanna (4): Cement? Daddy: No, cinnamon. Cement is what is on the floor in the basement. Cinnamon is a spice. Zion (4): Cinnamon is what we do against God? Daddy: No, sin is what we have in … Read more
Dirt doesn’t kill my kids and sometimes they eat it on purpose. Playing in mud is what boys kids do. Kids can mess up a room faster that I can clean it. Kids can have a bath and still be sticky. A certain child likes to use a whole bottle of baby shampoo in every … Read more
So kid number one comes into our bedroom and says, “A mouse, a mouse.” And dad sits up like a bolt and says, “What?” Then kid number two comes to the door and says, “There is a mouse!” So dad races downstairs only to find all of the kids staring out the back window. He … Read more
Hosanna: I am eating my chicken. Daddy: It is a pork chop. Zion: it is chicken pork chop.
Hosanna: Where are my bones? Mommy: Under your skin. Hosanna: I have princess bones, right? Mommy: Yes sweetie, you have princess bones.
Dad and the kids were playing Creationary and I over heard this… Dad: What is prickly and green and lives in the desert? Kid: A horned toad? (actual answer – a cactus) It may not sound funny, but it was funny because what daddy created clearly looked like a cactus. I guess you had to … Read more
Grandma took the big boys (Elisha, Moses, Malachi) out for lunch one day last week.The waitress came to the table to ask the kids what they wanted for dessert. She told them that they had a choice between ice cream, M&M’s, and Skittles. Malachi answered, “I don’t want ice cream because it will put my … Read more