Hosanna: I love ant sisters. Dad: It’s not “ant sisters” it’s ancestors.
Zion: Mommy you’re beautiful. Mommy: Thank you. Zion: I love your hair. It looks like Rapunzel. Mommy: I love you. Don’t ever change. Zion: I have to change or my clothes will get really dirty. This kid is always coming up and telling me how much he loves me… just at the moments when I really … Read more
So kid number one comes into our bedroom and says, “A mouse, a mouse.” And dad sits up like a bolt and says, “What?” Then kid number two comes to the door and says, “There is a mouse!” So dad races downstairs only to find all of the kids staring out the back window. He … Read more
Hosanna: I am eating my chicken. Daddy: It is a pork chop. Zion: it is chicken pork chop.
Hosanna: Where are my bones? Mommy: Under your skin. Hosanna: I have princess bones, right? Mommy: Yes sweetie, you have princess bones.
Dad and the kids were playing Creationary and I over heard this… Dad: What is prickly and green and lives in the desert? Kid: A horned toad? (actual answer – a cactus) It may not sound funny, but it was funny because what daddy created clearly looked like a cactus. I guess you had to … Read more