Hosanna: I love ant sisters. Dad: It’s not “ant sisters” it’s ancestors.
Zion: Mommy you’re beautiful. Mommy: Thank you. Zion: I love your hair. It looks like Rapunzel. Mommy: I love you. Don’t ever change. Zion: I have to change or my clothes will get really dirty. This kid is always coming up and telling me how much he loves me… just at the moments when I really need to hear it.
So kid number one comes into our bedroom and says, “A mouse, a mouse.” And dad sits up like a bolt and says, “What?” Then kid number two comes to the door and says, “There is a mouse!” So dad races downstairs only to find all of the kids staring out the back window. He is curious so he asks, “Where is the mouse?” The kids in unison respond, “Outside!”
Hosanna: I am eating my chicken. Daddy: It is a pork chop. Zion: it is chicken pork chop.
Hosanna: Where are my bones? Mommy: Under your skin. Hosanna: I have princess bones, right? Mommy: Yes sweetie, you have princess bones.
Dad and the kids were playing Creationary and I over heard this… Dad: What is prickly and green and lives in the desert? Kid: A horned toad? (actual answer – a cactus) It may not sound funny, but it was funny because what daddy created clearly looked like a cactus. I guess you had to be there.