Hosanna: I am eating my chicken.
Daddy: It is a pork chop.
Zion: it is chicken pork chop.

Hosanna: Where are my bones?

Mommy: Under your skin.

Hosanna: I have princess bones, right?

Mommy: Yes sweetie, you have princess bones.

Dad and the kids were playing Creationary and I over heard this...

Dad: What is prickly and green and lives in the desert?

Kid: A horned toad?

(actual answer - a cactus)

It may not sound funny, but it was funny because what daddy created clearly looked like a cactus. I guess you had to be there.